how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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