I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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