We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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