Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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