i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
