So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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