Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Pants are for mortals
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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