You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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