it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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