I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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