I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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