I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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