I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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