I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
