bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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