need another drink. this is the easiest way
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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