You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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im holly from the hills drunk
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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