Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I am mentally ready for anal.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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