never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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