Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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