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(512): View more from Texas

He is such a slut. More and more my type.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

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(703): View more from Virginia

Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.

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(650): View more from California

Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i don't really know how much tequila is too much

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(253): View more from Washington

In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.

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(613): View more from Ontario

We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.

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