i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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