How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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