Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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