i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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