im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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