I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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