Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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