CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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