Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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