You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Randomize