Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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