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(519): View more from Ontario

dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.

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(847): View more from Illinois

True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss

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(440): View more from Ohio

uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober

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(505): View more from New Mexico

But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman

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(937): View more from Ohio

Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...

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(323): View more from California

but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"

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(815): View more from Illinois

EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.

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