if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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