I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.