Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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