found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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