"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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