google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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