I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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