I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.