that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name