idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
