Can i not drive my cunt home
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I can still taste the Jรคger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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