you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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