His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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