Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dating After Heartbreak
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.