I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.