Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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