Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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