it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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