I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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