i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just had sex on a roof
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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