Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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