i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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