You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I didn't shave. On purpose
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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