Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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