And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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