Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.