My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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