The maid of honor just puked.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just high enough for therapy.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just gargled with NyQuil
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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