you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.