Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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