I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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