i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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