I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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